Step 1: Leave something important (like your checkbook register) on kitchen table.
Step 2: Allow small child to run around the house with it.
Step 3: Keep letting kid run around with chosen item until they hide it.
Step 4: Start looking.
Step 5: Since looking didn't work start cleaning every single room they had access to.
Step 6: Now your house is clean, but you still don't have what you were looking for.
Step 7: Look in most unlikely place (in entertainment center, bottom shelf, back row of DVDs, on top of DVDs) again to find what you are looking for.
Yeah, it's been a fun few days.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment