Funny Ha Ha

I got this forward from my dad and it's great. The "story" ends in the area I grew up. I hope you get a little laugh.

The kids are doing better today. Despite having to strap Eli down to the changing table to suction his nose they are on the mend. Sadly we won't be going anywhere with them for the next few weeks just to be safe. I hope y'all had a great weekend.

PHONES IN CHURCH

A man in Topeka , Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there.


Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes.

He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read "Calls: $10,000 a minute." Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to GOD.

The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Dallas, St. Louis , Chicago, Minneapolis and around the United States , he found more phones, with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.

Finally, he arrived in Michiga n's Upper Peninsula, upon entering a church in Calumet, MI, behold - he saw the usual golden Telephone. But THIS time, the sign read "Calls: 35 cents."

Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor, "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each Church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to GOD, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call. Why?"


I love this part.............................


The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're in the U. P. now ...... You're in God's Country, It's a local call."